via videogum.com

The greatest movie opening of all time.

via videogum.com

The greatest movie opening of all time.

John McCain’s Wandering Eyes (via jedreport)

Palin has security experience b/c Alaska is close to Russia (via rmpowe)

First-time director Deb Hagan desperately wants her hard-R College to be Superbad. Instead, it’s merely god-awful.

Una Mamma Per Amica

Coming soon…

Coming soon…

I found a sword at the pool this morning!

I found a sword at the pool this morning!

Pimply Teenagers! The Photography of Lyndon Wade

Some of the teenagers swam, though most of them sat in cliques on the bleachers. There being just the one rule — “No Diving” — there was just one game to play, namely, “Dive Into the Swimming Pool as Many Times as Possible.

We have a hard time saying no, because we need every one of them. The only one I said no to was Kevin Smith’s website. It was just a point of principle. I’m just anti-Kevin Smith.

Totally in Boston.

Totally in Boston.

The third season of Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! begins Sunday night on Adult Swim, and it’s really high time you started watching it. It’s funny and weird and sometimes even a little bit sad and true. Always true. If you’d like to add a comment below about how it’s not actually funny and how people just watch it to prove how smart they are and how they’re in on the joke, go ahead. But remember, you’ve got school in the morning!