Some of the teenagers swam, though most of them sat in cliques on the bleachers. There being just the one rule — “No Diving” — there was just one game to play, namely, “Dive Into the Swimming Pool as Many Times as Possible.
We have a hard time saying no, because we need every one of them. The only one I said no to was Kevin Smith’s website. It was just a point of principle. I’m just anti-Kevin Smith.
Totally in Boston.

Totally in Boston.

The third season of Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! begins Sunday night on Adult Swim, and it’s really high time you started watching it. It’s funny and weird and sometimes even a little bit sad and true. Always true. If you’d like to add a comment below about how it’s not actually funny and how people just watch it to prove how smart they are and how they’re in on the joke, go ahead. But remember, you’ve got school in the morning!
This object is insane! I have no idea what this means.

This object is insane! I have no idea what this means.

You know why I’m really bummed? They canceled “Shark,” so I never had a chance to use the phrase, “Man, that show really swam under the Fonz.

The idea that will make me richie rich: addendum

If I add a ‘previously on’ to the beginning of each episode, I think I can get by with only 2 minutes of jokes!

Last week I swam more than I have in about 10 years.  It’s not that much compared to how much I swam on the high school swim team, but it made my arms sore, so there’s that.

Last week I swam more than I have in about 10 years.  It’s not that much compared to how much I swam on the high school swim team, but it made my arms sore, so there’s that.

51Cinammon, all I can say in response to your comparing the cancellation of your favorite TV show to the civil rights movement is “Bravo.
Alan Sepinwall. Touché! The whole comment thread is pretty fascinating.  I hope I’ve never sounded that delusional when I’ve asked the Lord to bring back Veronica Mars. (Seriously, God, make that happen.)
If refusing to accept someone else’s misguided idea of what I should and shouldn’t want makes me a “whiner”, than I guess we can dismiss the people who campaigned (and gave their time, money and yes, blood) for the Civil Rights Movement, Women’s rights, Roe v. Wade etc. as whiners. This is America and frankly, we viewers are tired of the networks dismissing us as if we were mindless, truculent sheep who should shut up and go away when we’re told to do so.
‘51Cinnamon’, upset that TV critic Alan Sepinwall called Moonlight fans whiners.  Wowza.

The idea that will make me richie rich

If I make a sitcom with a 19 minute opening credit theme song, I only have to come up with 3 minutes of jokes per episode. I just wrote season 1 in my head.  I don’t even have to put it on paper! Look for my new show as a midseason replacement on the CW.