I Fought in WWII

Skies of Glory is an iPhone game that I downloaded because it’s free. It’s kind of fun. The most interesting thing about it is that you get to customize the look of your WWII fighter pilot by choosing from a number of sepia photos of men in uniform. The first one, the default photo, looks like this:

That is clearly me. There is no question about it. Not my facial hair or shirt, but clearly me. Upon seeing this for the first time I thought the game had taken a picture from my photo library and turned me into a fighter pilot, but it hadn’t. It had sucked my soul into the game through the microphone port. I hate when that happens.